1. buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

    buttsbutts:

    Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

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  2. ebanthesangwich:

    EVERY TIME I SUGGEST THAT COW PIES SOULD BE ADDED TO MINECRAFT I GET SO MANY DOWNVOTES.

    WHAT IS SO DUMB ABOUT COW PIES?

    • FUEL SOURCE
    • MANURE
    • MIX WITH CLAY AND GET ADOBE BRICKS
    • COULD BE THROWN AT ENEMIES
    THEY COULD BE DROPPED BY COWS LIKE CHICKENS DROP EGGS
    IMAGINE IT.
    A TURD ON THE GROUND. THAT YOU COULD COLLECT.
    IT SURELY IS A GREAT IDEA.

    best idea

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  5. queefjerkey:

    do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

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    My car is breaking

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  8. shavingryansprivates:

    did you know if you scream beetlejuice 3 times your grandma will tell you to “shut the fuck up it was just a movie”

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    anrdew:

    societydefinedbeauty:

    when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. 

    oh my god

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  11. wvnderbar:

    apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

    bullshit

    whatever i have a full summer to try this

    starting tomorrow

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  13. ahahahahhahaha nigga what

    idek man. dat bitch cray

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  14. I was skyping my girlfriend and she fell asleep, and after about 10 minutes of that she started mumbling but all I could make out was “My mom says Aflac is stupid because fmhmhmfhfmhm…”

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  15. my throat hurts

    that is all

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