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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via bloody-nips)
yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school
(via ejacutastic)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
AY YALL I JUST GOT A TWITTER FOLLOW ME @dad_mom_son
what the fuck
don’t reblog this the girl in it told me to delete it when I posted it cuz she thought it was gonna keep her from getting a good job lmao
reblog this
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(Source: earthnation, via hornyspice)
captains log. its a hot day. my balls fell out of my boxers while running up the stairs
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is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
(Source: anormaux, via itspoonanjimarsha)
